Pathan: Darling Dekho Mahangaai Kitni Badh Gai Hai Chhochhoti Chije Bhi Kharidna Kitna Mushkil Ho Raha Hai? Salma: Aaj Tum Fir Se Meri Piche Se Maroge Kyonki Candom Nahin Kharida Hoga!
Pathan: Roj Subah 100 Ladakiyan Mera Intjar Karti Hain Dost: Are Vah Vo Kaise? Pathan: O Yara Main Ladkiyon Ke College Ki Bas Driver Lag Gaya Hu
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya To Sochne Laga Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Kaam Karna Tha? Sochta Raha Sochta Raha . .. ... Raat Ko 3 Baje Yaad Aaya Ki O Khuda Aaj To Jaldi Sona Tha
Garlfrend: Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena Maine Tumse Yah Baat Chhipai Ki Meri Mangani Ho Chuki Hai . .. ... Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Aao Tumhen Main Apani Begam Aur Bachchon Se Milwata Hun
Doctor: Aap Dariye Mat Main Hu Na Pathan (Marij): Vahi Mera Sabse Bada Dar Hai Doctor Sahab Pathan: Doctor Sahab Ye Mera Pahla Operation Hai Thoda Dhyan Se Karna Doctor: Daro Mat Yah Mera Bhi Pahla Hi Opration Hai
Pathan Ke Sar Men Chot Lag Gai To Vah Hospital Gaya Nars: Ismen 7 Tanke Lagenge Pathan: Kitna Paisa Lagega? Nars: 700 Rupaye Lagenge Pathan: Yaara Hamne Tanke Lagwane Hain Kadhai Nahin Karani